Tuesday, 19 May 2009

To All Critics Everywhere

Although you are entitled to your special point of view
I think you're a hermaphrodite...
You know what you can do!

Will Hames
May 2009

9 comments:

The Lesser Weevil said...

Will, this one caught me quite unawares. I made the mistake of reading it at about 3 am and made a total prat of myself - couldn't help it. I laughed out loud and woke up my son and his girlfriend. He told ME off! - that was rich!

You are truly wicked - please write some more!! I've tried looking through a couple of other blogs, but there is clearly a desperate shortage of nutters.

The Lesser Weevil said...

P.S. I forget to tell you that, many years ago, we had a hermaphrodite Donkey. He/she was a stroppy little git and so we called him "Tricky" - Tricky by name, Tricky by nature and, clearly, Tricky by sex.

Heather said...

I have discovered your blog via my two nutty daughters - Mad Aunt Bernard and The Lesser Weevil. They recommend your poetry and are not wrong to do so. Highly amusing with a nice twist. Keep up the good work!

Mad Aunt Bernard said...

I love it! I am 'wobbling' silently with mirth and I'm going to file this away in my brain for clever retorts.

Mad Aunt Bernard said...

By the way - I have an award for you over at mine. If you'd like to come and pick it up, I'll have the hessian biscuits and canker tea at the ready...pip pip old chap!

Jules said...

I am sniggering like a child, Will.

Menopausal musing said...

So very very funny and clever. Thank you.

The Lesser Weevil said...

Wiiiiiiill!!! Where have you got to?! We're all suffering from withdrawal symptoms out here. I take a peak at your blog most nights - they must be working you too hard m'boy!

Will said...

Greetings, weevils greater and lesser! Some mercenary poltroon at BT decided that I didn't deserve my broadband, just because my wife forgot to bribe their accounts department this month. But I got my revenge by sneezing on the banknotes before I paid the bill. Yes, I'm a fiend, but nobody's perfect.