Sunday, 25 January 2009

CHAUVINIST LOVE SONG

You’re perfect as you are today
I wouldn’t change a single thing
Or have you any other way
So here is what I’m promising:

Provided you accept my friends
And water my begonias
And work all hours the good Lord sends
To make my life harmonious

And always laugh at all my jokes
Yes, even those you’ve heard before
And never look at other blokes
And give me children, three or four

Provided you don’t deviate
From views I hold traditionally
And never age or put on weight
I’ll love you unconditionally

Will Hames
January 2009

4 comments:

Naresh said...
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Rhett said...

Just classic!

Aunt Bernard said...

I like this - that's why I'm single ;-) (that and the fact that I'm old, warty and live in a wooden shack.)