Will, this one caught me quite unawares. I made the mistake of reading it at about 3 am and made a total prat of myself - couldn't help it. I laughed out loud and woke up my son and his girlfriend. He told ME off! - that was rich!
You are truly wicked - please write some more!! I've tried looking through a couple of other blogs, but there is clearly a desperate shortage of nutters.
P.S. I forget to tell you that, many years ago, we had a hermaphrodite Donkey. He/she was a stroppy little git and so we called him "Tricky" - Tricky by name, Tricky by nature and, clearly, Tricky by sex.
I have discovered your blog via my two nutty daughters - Mad Aunt Bernard and The Lesser Weevil. They recommend your poetry and are not wrong to do so. Highly amusing with a nice twist. Keep up the good work!
By the way - I have an award for you over at mine. If you'd like to come and pick it up, I'll have the hessian biscuits and canker tea at the ready...pip pip old chap!
Wiiiiiiill!!! Where have you got to?! We're all suffering from withdrawal symptoms out here. I take a peak at your blog most nights - they must be working you too hard m'boy!
Greetings, weevils greater and lesser! Some mercenary poltroon at BT decided that I didn't deserve my broadband, just because my wife forgot to bribe their accounts department this month. But I got my revenge by sneezing on the banknotes before I paid the bill. Yes, I'm a fiend, but nobody's perfect.
I'm a full-time carer with a lot of time on my hands but hardly any freedom to go out of the house. Fortunately, I am able to keep in touch with my fellow poets through Facebook and long, rambling phone calls. I would describe myself as an amiable lunatic.
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Will, this one caught me quite unawares. I made the mistake of reading it at about 3 am and made a total prat of myself - couldn't help it. I laughed out loud and woke up my son and his girlfriend. He told ME off! - that was rich!
You are truly wicked - please write some more!! I've tried looking through a couple of other blogs, but there is clearly a desperate shortage of nutters.
P.S. I forget to tell you that, many years ago, we had a hermaphrodite Donkey. He/she was a stroppy little git and so we called him "Tricky" - Tricky by name, Tricky by nature and, clearly, Tricky by sex.
I have discovered your blog via my two nutty daughters - Mad Aunt Bernard and The Lesser Weevil. They recommend your poetry and are not wrong to do so. Highly amusing with a nice twist. Keep up the good work!
I love it! I am 'wobbling' silently with mirth and I'm going to file this away in my brain for clever retorts.
By the way - I have an award for you over at mine. If you'd like to come and pick it up, I'll have the hessian biscuits and canker tea at the ready...pip pip old chap!
I am sniggering like a child, Will.
So very very funny and clever. Thank you.
Wiiiiiiill!!! Where have you got to?! We're all suffering from withdrawal symptoms out here. I take a peak at your blog most nights - they must be working you too hard m'boy!
Greetings, weevils greater and lesser! Some mercenary poltroon at BT decided that I didn't deserve my broadband, just because my wife forgot to bribe their accounts department this month. But I got my revenge by sneezing on the banknotes before I paid the bill. Yes, I'm a fiend, but nobody's perfect.
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